This hurts me
Dean you fucking nutcase
jokes like this are so gross
Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Today I embarked on the journey that will be 365 days of selfies, honestly I will probably make it a week then forget.
I can’t get over the fact that these peaches are hotter than me.
Shut your mouth Jabroni